Then Hercules becomes blackened but goes crazy and throws everybody over the top rope and then gets the pinfall. OooooSugi stomps on Kei and then water starts flying everywhere. It’s nine minutes – WHAT’S IT GONNA HURT? After all this, they do this as a pretty fun straight 6 man match – with the Brahman hitting a World’s Best Total Elimination on Madoka. Until I watch them and then I will find some kind of redeeming feature – as is my want when I descend into the depths of Big Japan vampire death matches. (2) But lets go ahead and watch this fucking thing so we get on to the death matches that I will hate. Cuz the Brahman do a thing and that is their thing – whatever kind of match you wanted be damned. You can also hope that Kate Upton shows up at your doorstep and take you to Denny’s. Shinobu and Madoka are good second tier (undersized) Strong Style Division guys – so one can only hope that this doesn’t turn into groin bowling and the usual retarded powder spots. And the Brahman boys beat the cat piss out of you a lot harder than they with will make the viewer keel over with side-splitting hilarity. (1) Fuck it, IIIIIIII like the Brahman Brothers because – though I hate Wrestling Hilarity – I DO truly enjoy guys who will lay it in. I’m glad I’ve memorized the roster of Big Japan Pro Wrestling so I can add the first names to the line up that goes unmentioned when you pull up the Youtube video. Have at it and maybe another will be out before we all die or the Russian hackers come back. It was easier to write one line quips that entertained myself. Some videos have been yanked since we first wrote the review and I only half-heartedly searched for a replacement. You can click on that link and dance with that devil. This time I didn’t even fucking bother to deal with Dailymotion embeds. Oh Dean and your comical numbering system. So clearly that is my punishment for this taking so long. Of course – my personal hell is the fact that Dean included end notes. Plus, PLUS – I was using all my best material on Twitter happy accident with this issue is that when Dean was reviewing every day (which the candle went out on a long time ago) he already had written his parts but since I dragged my feet long enough, you have all forgotten you have read them since – let’s be honest – if it isn’t on the first page of the board you fuckers don’t think it exists. Plus, I had the Rangers doomed but enjoyable Stanley Cup run and then the World Cup and then I moved and then I got a new work computer all my old shit was gone and finding new shit was next to impossible. I watched a whole lotta shit but trying to put fingers to keyboard in an interesting way just wasn’t happening. We have been working on this issue for 9 God Damn months. WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY DRIVER VIDEO REVIEW #172įucking hell. EXOTIC EROTIC~!?!?!?! ISRAELI PRO WRESTLING~! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS~! BIG JAPAN~! is the apple of DEAN’S~! eye! RIPPA~! and BALTIMORE~! aren’t on speaking terms! BLOOD~! so much BLOOD~! HARLY RAGE~! needs to buy a vowel! SHELDON GOLDBERG~! eats a sandwich! SERENA DEEB~! RAMPAGE BROWN~! MR.
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